Dear Exercise Bike,

I hate you. You make working out seem so easy, so fun. You speak lies. Mean, unwelcome lies :-) You make my legs hurt. Why can't I just wake up in shape. Grrr...

Guess I'll be seeing you once more tonight as bathing suit season is quickly approaching. Be nice to me or I'll take out your batteries, muhahahaha.

Sincerely,

Your out of shape friend, Kimberly