Welcome to Google Translate - where nothing translates right.  I was just translating directions for this chocolate pudding I'm going to surprise Steven with.  Here is what the 1st step translated to:

"300 ml of cold milk to give to a cup of dysentery".  Do you see what I see?! DYSENTERY! Can we saw ew?! It might as well have translated to, "300 ml to give a cup of liquid diarrhea." Yeah, don't think I'll be making that pudding anytime soon.  Hahaha.

Anyhow, now I'm going to find a better translation that isn't so stomach lurching.